O MELHOR DO X: “Macetando o Acopalipse” edition

Nunca Lave A Faca Pois Você Pode Querer Outro Sanduíche Mais Tarde pic.twitter.com/fJuOa0YbHB

— mel (@meltedvideos) February 9, 2024

Anyone remember this? pic.twitter.com/H8EGBgskRD

— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) February 12, 2024

Map of the most requested countries for musicians to tour pic.twitter.com/tpElNZoxbe

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 11, 2024

minha avó usa aparelho auditivo aí hj ela tava aqui em casa e falou q tava com uns pensamentos esquisitos q tinha umas vozes na cabeça dela

até aí td bem

o aparelho tava conectado celular da minha irmã e minha avó ouvindo td achando q tava esquizofrênica 🤷‍♀️

— Lol (@eulolzinha) February 14, 2024

🇵🇪 | Policía peruano se disfraza de oso para atrapar a narcotraficante en día de San Valentín.pic.twitter.com/bjMUs0IAWx

— Alerta Mundial (@AlertaMundoNews) February 15, 2024

Quem são Renata Heilborn e Marcelo Courrege e porquê o nome de Carol Barcellos está nos assuntos em alta do momento?

A fofoca completa que está agitando a internet nesta terca (13), para quem tava perdido no rolê.

Segue o fio 👇 #RenataHeiborn pic.twitter.com/RZHZwBw7Pd

— Tiago Pereira (@QueriaSerVJ) February 13, 2024

aí é foda pic.twitter.com/DgO78GUqp1

— Broca (@alexcrfla) February 14, 2024

Pensando muito nesse edit pic.twitter.com/7uY0CjZqOf

— Doutor em BBB MuitoHumilde (@muitohumildee) February 14, 2024

pensando nessa tour da madrinha do casal que agora tá namorando com o ex noivo da amiga pic.twitter.com/AOnIF0TSUJ

— luscas (@luscas) February 13, 2024

carol barcellos assim https://t.co/NnR7D03vzJ pic.twitter.com/ghsuxs1HcJ

— . (@fdsmegan) February 13, 2024

a sagacidade da carol barcellos ao encerrar o globo esporte com um SEJAM FELIZES 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/0ZBpkMxd5E

— paiva (@paiva) February 14, 2024

quando era criança eu achava que bell marques e o pirata da montilla eram a mesma pessoa pic.twitter.com/uvZN98RnHt

— omhaidakhandi (@morbidofolk) February 13, 2024

Chá revelação será se é dengue virose insolação covid gripe pic.twitter.com/KhiwJOrAkf

— Higor (@higorpaiva_) February 14, 2024

There you have it: CeraVe is developed with dermatologists. Not Michael Cera. #CeraVe pic.twitter.com/s9lNwB6Jmt

— CeraVe (@cerave) February 12, 2024

Dinheiro https://t.co/0XKrduwTPa

— labradora humana (@lbrhmn) February 14, 2024

Minha filha de 15 anos queria muito ir num bloquinho hoje. Relutante, eu deixei.

Tem coisas que a gente só aprende vivendo 😂 pic.twitter.com/Kzsb6jKYgr

— Gabs Ferreira (@o_gabsferreira) February 11, 2024

motorista do uber: tava legal o bloco?

eu no banco de trás: pic.twitter.com/IAYpt5KgYm

— mel (@meltedvideos) February 11, 2024

“Nunca divulgaria o tigrinho, prefiro dormir pobre do q com a consciência pesada”

– e por 100k?

Eu: pic.twitter.com/3xqXMYcBT2

— SAMENGO (@samengo_ofc) February 12, 2024

Essa fantasia aqui me pegou pic.twitter.com/LWuaPyrDL5

— ®️ (@renataairaf) February 11, 2024

PQP momentos pic.twitter.com/brlu5fqObl

— ota (@leiruane) February 11, 2024

baby anuncia o cumprimento da gde profecia, a chegada do juízo final, o fim dos tempos, o encerramento da aventura humana na terra

ivete responde com naturalidade "EU NÃO VOU DEIXAR!!" e o país inteiro aceita que essa é a ordem das coisas mesmo

por que choras velho testamento

— aline (@tdbem) February 11, 2024

"a gente maceta o acopalipse" devia ser o lema da bandeira nacional

— aline (@tdbem) February 11, 2024

cometi um negócio aqui, @ivetesangalo pic.twitter.com/nrEcq9kP76

— amazona shanna garcia (@osextobeatle) February 12, 2024

Agora digam com a voz aveludada: OBRIGADO, IVETE SANGALO! pic.twitter.com/yhuFEO4yNQ

— Acesso Sangalo (@AcessoSangalo) February 16, 2024

Não tem apocalipse certo quando a gente maceta o “acopalipse”.
Sangalo, Ivete pic.twitter.com/kTuT39UbYA

— Petit Abel 🎨 (@petitabell) February 12, 2024

Lançar o artigo "Macetando o Apocalipse : Ivete, Ailton Krenak e novas ideias para adiar o fim do mundo"

— Fillipe Alves (@FillipeAOA) February 12, 2024

o cara que caiu era ninguém mais ninguém menos que pic.twitter.com/TPnf87A0sl

— oi ju pode chamar de ju (@juzao) February 12, 2024

pic.twitter.com/x3CPbe2qmA

— O Brasil Que Deu Certo (@OBQDC) February 12, 2024

🚨MADRUGADA DOS MORTOS 🚨 pic.twitter.com/eUPJnMa7Oi

— TENDÊNCIA RIO 🚨 (@Tendencia_RJ) February 12, 2024

Melhor fantasia 🤣🤣🤣 e não é meme pic.twitter.com/LGCF4pU3QS

— bruxa comunista (@BruxaComunista) February 12, 2024

petição para atualizar a nota de R$50 reais com a foto da paola oliveira: 1 membro pic.twitter.com/B6tIcUJHy6

— cugini (@cuginibea) February 14, 2024

quarta-feira de SZAs pic.twitter.com/kJw9UvaUtT

— rod (@rodsmalone) February 14, 2024

saindo do uber depois de 12h no bloquinho: pic.twitter.com/XZDm2g2WZs

— Marcelo 🦄🏳️‍🌈 (@czardofogo) February 14, 2024

faltou um piano no meio da avenida pra ele pra tocar goodbye yellow brick road https://t.co/2iRjj8rQRe

— moo (@flertefatale) February 14, 2024

e a fantasia de reportagem de Patati Patatá falso 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/68g4wElWXD

— Rolê Aleatório (@rolealeatorio) February 15, 2024

saí e voltei com o celular todos os dias então economizei 5 mil reais no carnaval

— isabella (@isbxlga) February 14, 2024

Galera consciente né, no carnaval de Caico pic.twitter.com/5qbMxwbfeW

— d a n i (@danielesena_) February 14, 2024

a empresa realmente espera que eu volte a trabalhar nessas condições? pic.twitter.com/PKbAWYG3bt

— kelvim (@kelvim) February 14, 2024

barulho de leques abrindo ecoando na minha cabeça eternamente

— Afrodite 🕊️ (@nandeexx) February 13, 2024

lembrei de todos os problemas que decidi fingir que não existiam ate terminar o carnaval e agora to desesperada pic.twitter.com/Il80vFV9Gs

— jod (@jodneto) February 14, 2024

Ela recriando a imagem do lula saindo do sindicato só pra irritar a Claudia Leitte https://t.co/eqCNeXvsUA

— israel azevedo (@isrzevedo) February 14, 2024

Fantasia 'Ilze Scamparini no telhado' vence votação do 3º dia do concurso de melhor fantasia do Carnaval | 2024 | gshow https://t.co/817ZOx041P

— Guga Chacra (@gugachacra) February 13, 2024

acho injusto a mangueira perder ponto por causa da cabeça que caiu sendo que a Alcione literalmente canta você me vira a cabeça pic.twitter.com/ACa2JK0pnT

— nayra moleila ✠ (@atanayra) February 14, 2024

a mangueira meu deus pic.twitter.com/DQhuc2GKPf

— łคcεяdค (@lacerda) February 14, 2024

Taylor Swift makes her way down from the VIP box to the field pic.twitter.com/EMPKovE3Cr

— Smooth Dunk (@SmoothDunk) February 12, 2024

Has anyone done this yet? pic.twitter.com/hrazHyhJ7S

— Alex Achorn (@alexachorn) February 12, 2024

google search: what is an ice spice pic.twitter.com/e6zuLitjeJ

— Riley 🐍🖤 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2024

Usher, sing for us!

Usher: pic.twitter.com/ZMBTofupiw

— a (@escapefromseI) February 12, 2024

“Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason” pic.twitter.com/x7DKI5C6E5

— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) February 11, 2024

me going from couch nap to my actual bed pic.twitter.com/GAK5BDQYCJ

— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) February 11, 2024

someone check if this guy is okay… 😭 pic.twitter.com/eCmPihoIwx

— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) February 12, 2024

Huge news Travis is pregnant pic.twitter.com/4Zpmgfky1A

— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) February 12, 2024

Usher #HalftimeShow #SuperBowl2024 pic.twitter.com/F4ZIUTCiNB

— Mathi 🇳🇱 (@mathisierra) February 12, 2024

Andy Reid looking at the play sheet

Travis Kelce pic.twitter.com/R8V7qenPe1

— Ced (@Ced_Byke) February 12, 2024

SOMEONE HELP LANA 😭 pic.twitter.com/ehdccOQdWO

— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) February 12, 2024

lana del rey at the super bowl: pic.twitter.com/OQnBFmj6N6

— toeknee (@tonypraysick) February 12, 2024

Watching the game on nick was a good choice pic.twitter.com/Ve6Pt06ugY

— 🐍castles crumbling (@thelakessnakes) February 11, 2024

SHE WEAR SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR TSHIRTS SHES CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON DA BLEACHERS pic.twitter.com/b5rImXLD6x

— chris kreider respecter (@jonmoxIeys) February 12, 2024

Congrats to @taylorswift13 on winning Super Bowl 58 👏 a stunning performance

— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) February 12, 2024

Now, THAT is a man who is PROUD to be with THE Taylor Swift!! And rightfully so! pic.twitter.com/6EGPATsUZ4

— franny (@reputaydaya) February 12, 2024

If you never illegally downloaded any of tonight’s songs from limewire, I don’t want your opinion on the halftime show. https://t.co/3FNCixVrk2

— Between Clean Sheets | Cheyenne (@btwncleansheets) February 12, 2024

So no one gonna talk about how ole girl fell off the pole🤣🤣🤣 #SuperBowl #halftimeshow pic.twitter.com/hMViV3KupC

— The Trickster (@TheTrickster334) February 12, 2024

Me if I was one of Usher’s backup dancers pic.twitter.com/ArA0B3w9B7

— dan jones (@danielwjones_) February 12, 2024

Taylor Swift trying to motivate Travis Kelce going into the 2nd half pic.twitter.com/SIYI2c4UQr

— GhettoGronk (@TheGhettoGronk) February 12, 2024

Tell me Im wrong pic.twitter.com/cOL34vSxz7

— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyanComedy) February 12, 2024

Nickelodeon’s #SuperBowl broadcast has Sandy Cheeks as a sideline reporter.

pic.twitter.com/tQBfmjOXRj

— Pop Base (@PopBase) February 12, 2024

this was usher tonight 😭 pic.twitter.com/ibTeMSZe7j

— omeo 𖤐 (@ihyomeo) February 12, 2024

Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 12, 2024

The pan over to Jason has me dying pic.twitter.com/RuhgSpVNag

— sonya ⭐️ iso any ticket really (@TisTheDamnPhD) February 12, 2024

The NFL to Taylor Swift now that the season is over pic.twitter.com/Fhg8VD7pws

— GhettoGronk (@TheGhettoGronk) February 12, 2024

I HAD TO IM CRYINGFYSTYSGGS😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/CZLTE3ZmJi

— cece (@maryyjanedreams) February 12, 2024

WAIT… https://t.co/HZ0pvg34EQ pic.twitter.com/ZR5UzUKna8

— oph ☆ (@ophmaraj) February 12, 2024

This footage of Lady Gaga and Beyoncé is the closest we’re ever getting to the Telephone sequel pic.twitter.com/Bnszvuas5r

— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) February 12, 2024

ACT 1 CUNT —-> ACT 2 CUNTRY pic.twitter.com/eKGpZF5BVh

— ivy (@ivyonthemove) February 12, 2024

Me: I hate country music.

Beyoncé: ACT II. MARCH 29Th 🐎

Me: pic.twitter.com/r2VDUPIGW1

— Drebae (@Drebae_) February 12, 2024

Texas Hold Em and 16 Carriages. pic.twitter.com/v2rOimSHlt

— Almeda. stans black women 🤎 (@unapologhetto) February 12, 2024

Me: I hate Country
Beyoncé: I like Country
Me: pic.twitter.com/VPfgzB7An1

— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) February 12, 2024

Country artists right now knowing Beyonce is coming to take their Grammys next year #Beyonce pic.twitter.com/q0M5EeBi7S

— Damn Daniel! (@DamnDaniel912) February 12, 2024

eles vão criar uma categoria chamada afro country https://t.co/At6huKkq0r

— salto cunty da beyoncé 🐝 (@byungerking) February 12, 2024

me and who on march 29? pic.twitter.com/1tXYJgyc7x

— chase. (@cfree94) February 12, 2024

i'm so ready for act ii pic.twitter.com/9gzZLrnOvJ

— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) February 12, 2024

Doing the transition from Renaissance act I to act II pic.twitter.com/9A7jQsZDCs

— Jordy Alexander (@JordyBencosme) February 12, 2024

#ACTII pic.twitter.com/FTaiBWF9kb

— rod (@rodolpho) February 12, 2024

the cowboy hats and boots section at the store after beyoncé announced act ii pic.twitter.com/fLAncfaplg

— wiLL (@willfulchaos) February 12, 2024

act ii 3.29 🤭 pic.twitter.com/3yWx9rdU8m

— Bauce & Seigh Eigh Ough 👨🏾‍💼 (@_mishLLC) February 12, 2024

Me: I hate country music

Beyoncé: *drops two country songs*

Me: pic.twitter.com/5VSJb0zLg3

— 💍Prostitution Whore💍 (@Pr0sttti0nWh0re) February 12, 2024

she knew she was about to ruin Dua’s album rollout 😭 pic.twitter.com/RkERVPowgr

— zee lipa | TRAINING SEASON’S OVER🏁 (@dulazeelipa) February 12, 2024

quando a beyonce for confirmada no villamix pic.twitter.com/Ybz8MvTXt0

— i’m that girl baiana (@jeskkar) February 12, 2024

A gente assim na nova era da Beyonce pic.twitter.com/WfXlCawExy

— Victor Oliveira ☕ (@victoroliveira) February 12, 2024

no dia do aniversário de salvador, a pitty vai ficar putaça! https://t.co/jWjjuWcM5F

— Malvina (@anacronices) February 12, 2024

obrigada pelo toque azealia a coisa que eu mais prezo na vida é conselho de mendiga https://t.co/CqHrNvWghg

— breninho (@brenochiavelli) February 12, 2024

They are sisters pic.twitter.com/4UOsOAqpBX

— 𝔅𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔯 🇵🇸 (@unholycyrusss) February 12, 2024

Simplesmente obcecado na teoria que criaram que cada ato que a Beyoncé tá lançando vai ser um ritmo que o povo preto criou e isso foi apagado da história e que provavelmente o act iii vai ser rock pic.twitter.com/IcmRy10jwv

— iuca (@_iucaa) February 12, 2024

Beyoncé’s versatility is truly INSANE like mother really has music in every genre… nobody is touching her pic.twitter.com/vOc3EQHruK

— pheebs (@mnphoevebe) February 13, 2024

eles no paris 6 pedindo um strogonoff de cheddar à camila loures https://t.co/DKxWJ7C87p

— Bella Baxter (@2vc4s) February 15, 2024

.@Beyonce can break the internet. But can she break Verizon? pic.twitter.com/kWayhBFxbj

— Verizon (@Verizon) February 12, 2024

The internet looking for Béyonce’s “new music” after that Verizon commercial pic.twitter.com/IaYNAOxpyj

— bb (@brettxboon) February 12, 2024

beyonce after making that commercial pic.twitter.com/0zL9paN1Ia

— omarcito (´｡• ω •｡`) (@fxgotron69) February 12, 2024

“I’M RUNNING FOR BEYONCÉ OF THE UNITED STATES” Beyoncé using her own name as a replacement for “president” OMG 😭🔥 ICONIC pic.twitter.com/aF1RfCLHoM

— THUGGA (@THUGGABEY) February 12, 2024

verizon wireless customers when their phone bills go up 3x next month bcs verizon gave all of their money to Beyoncé pic.twitter.com/rVLT0VkY6J

— JOAN of ART 🪼 (@umcornell) February 12, 2024

Verizon paid Beyoncé $30 mil for a commercial but be harassing me about a phone bill pic.twitter.com/zh8pZ2oRCv

— AJM. (@TheSaintAndre) February 12, 2024

Verizon must've gave Beyonce a CHECK cause she hasn't talked that much at one time since an old Destiny's Child interview

— Rich (@RembertDesigns) February 12, 2024

minha senhora essa é a deputada Erika Hilton https://t.co/xHAADMpTZD

— paul nescau (@oadancardoso) February 12, 2024

marcus macetou o puxadinho em 1 minuto chamando eles de samambaias que se venderam por uma pulseira do vip e três jujubas #bbb24 pic.twitter.com/al3BCp3GZu

— paiva (@paiva) February 13, 2024

a samambaia correndo da conversa pic.twitter.com/BCbdloNsiy

— luscas (@luscas) February 13, 2024

meu deus a raquele brigando com o marcus lançou um QUEM É VOCÊ #bbb24 pic.twitter.com/yZEjXSfFyS

— paiva (@paiva) February 13, 2024

Esse grilho tem mais enredo que Michel e Giovanna juntos https://t.co/3Y93YkTldI

— glaucio🏹 (@glauciojr_) February 12, 2024

RINDO #bbb24 pic.twitter.com/x3Pjqt4JaJ

— paiva (@paiva) February 14, 2024

O MATHEUS E A DENIZIANE VOU DESMAIAR #BBB24 pic.twitter.com/n8LwvVdzPY

— luquinhas (@luquinha) February 15, 2024

there are two types of cats pic.twitter.com/Wa9Q491Qy1

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) February 12, 2024

como que pode um tuíte tão genial desses https://t.co/AARszUueXU

— Pedro Certezas (@pedrocertezas) February 14, 2024

cheiro de aomosso pic.twitter.com/zbyjmNgLHD

— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) February 16, 2024

vamos desviver um pouco do que ha para viver vamos nos proibir

— chatiana (@thatimassa) February 13, 2024

Acabou o carnaval família 😔 pic.twitter.com/EB2cHmMw1j

— vjr insider (@insidervjr) February 15, 2024