AEEEEE o ~~Twitter~~ X voltou, p****!

Valeu pelos serviços prestados Bluesky e Threads, ainda seguimos com as notícias por lá pra quem abandonou de vez nosso ~~esgoto~~ canto favorito da internet, mas digamos que lá estávamos um pouquinho isolados e com memes limitados, né?

Voltamos pós-eleições (talvez isso tenha sido bem bom), no meio de um caos climático (pra variar), uns escândalos em Hollywood (pra variar de novo), mas em tempo da semana das coisas malucas e com uma seleção mais do que caprichada de pets fofinhos.

Como é bom voltar pra casa!

We are so back bitches pic.twitter.com/LmmFau22qt
— jlo | novos começos season 🌱 (@jloptbr) October 9, 2024

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— Succession Brasil (@successionbra) October 9, 2024

me sinto a carrie voltando pro big
— vivi (@remewberwhen) October 9, 2024

O cara esperou o Marçal perder para liberar o Twitter KKKKKKKK pic.twitter.com/tUPbVr8Dhj
— 🇵🇸 ☭ Gui Jong Un ☭ 🇵🇸 (@_Stalinspears_) October 8, 2024

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— isso é o mais puro suco de Brasil (@PuroSucoDoBr) October 9, 2024

poso? pic.twitter.com/HUtMq1sbTJ
— 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 be tour ⊹ (@annapaulaoi) October 9, 2024

a gente voltando pro nosso esgoto preferido pic.twitter.com/zH8k7nvR2G
— vera holtz irreal (@veraholtzirreal) October 9, 2024

os brasileiros encontrando o restante do mundo aqui no twitter pic.twitter.com/YUGJrYPEv7
— aria (@gymnastiscs) October 8, 2024

Anatel agora pic.twitter.com/TwrRh3p9WM
— Rolê Aleatório (@rolealeatorio) October 9, 2024

eu twetando //// meu público pic.twitter.com/HuDa98ao6c
— sincera (@eisincera) October 9, 2024

olha o estado deste lugar

vamos trabalhar pra colocar a casa em ordem pic.twitter.com/UixrZ6nDzW
— rods (@rodsabreu) October 9, 2024

eu com o twitter pic.twitter.com/6u6MhZHRkp
— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 9, 2024

O P. Diddy chegando no tribunal vendo que o maior júri de julgamento está de volta: O Brasil pic.twitter.com/ifHbZwr9TE
— Cutia Dorminhoca (@CutiaDorminhoca) October 9, 2024

O dono do bluesky está EXATAMENTE assim; pic.twitter.com/UOK5GNHX2L
— SAVASCO – Paródia (@savasco_of) October 9, 2024

O CARA TIROU UM PORCO COM A CAMISA DO FLAMENGO DO PORTA MALAS DO CELTINHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADIVINHEM O DDD!!!!!! ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/qk0EtDv8c9
— Nonô, o Vovô Investidor (@nonoinvestidor) October 9, 2024

Um casal se casou na igreja com o tema dos cavaleiros do zodíaco, até o padre estava fantasiado pic.twitter.com/iEHg6i9JEW
— MSP-Brazil (@mspbra) October 8, 2024

#Oasis25 pic.twitter.com/VWaP58wgp2
— Oasis Mania (@OasisMania) October 9, 2024

Não julgo faria o mesmo 😂 pic.twitter.com/75FebkCJGm
— ANONIMO DO BRASIL 🇧🇷 (@anonimobrofc1) October 8, 2024

Remote workers at 8:58am before a 9am meeting pic.twitter.com/Vaydkh2tFq
— 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG) October 8, 2024

remember when pic.twitter.com/ixMl3JxXFF
— carla ★🎃🫀 OASIS’25 (@carlaposca) October 9, 2024

O Presidente da França, Emmanuel Macron, promete "lutar muito" para que a série "Emily in Paris" não se mude para Roma: "Emily em Roma não faz sentido".

O Prefeito de Roma, Roberto Gualtieri, rebateu sugerindo que Macron deveria se preocupar com coisas mais urgente. pic.twitter.com/MhtTYYvcqT
— PAN (@forumpandlr) October 10, 2024

toda vez que esse vídeo passar por mim eu vou assistir até o final pra melhorar o meu dia pic.twitter.com/APZVd8T5PB
— Day (@apropriaday) October 9, 2024

lol pic.twitter.com/2iO1vi0u0H
— Arvid Kahl (@arvidkahl) October 9, 2024

PASSANDO MAL com o Joaquin Phoenix falando com a Gaga que o filme novo do Coringa é horrível depois da exibição em Veneza 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ pic.twitter.com/yAnT1KgNLk
— Martin Gore (@monologueat3am) October 10, 2024

Me at the oasis reunion everytime oasis play an oasis songpic.twitter.com/3trmCchhsc
— Clara (@chaasingxthesun) October 10, 2024

🚨VEJA: O cantor Snoop Dogg ouvindo um funk mandelão.

pic.twitter.com/KC68CJMzYk
— CHOQUEI (@choquei) October 10, 2024

She knows it’s too late. pic.twitter.com/6dfRQTQdYP
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 11, 2024

Dica do dia pic.twitter.com/l3pH34rLgE
— SAMENGO (@samengo_ofc) October 10, 2024

who was their target audience? alex turner? pic.twitter.com/6mufCzswe5
— paps 🍉 (@blank_canvases) October 10, 2024

feel good inc https://t.co/NHhYWFTGTr
— shady noel gallagher facts (@therealnoelyg) October 10, 2024

a america latina eh uma só https://t.co/nyUy2DzzxD
— gato preto (@gatopretorr) October 10, 2024

trouxe pra cá porque esse vídeo não podia ficar fora do twitter pic.twitter.com/FpnAJBZTvF
— salto cunty da beyoncé 🐝 (@byungerking) October 10, 2024

sim…google..fotos…eu…me…lembro…. pic.twitter.com/8ibl2ZrIXz
— edu !! (@edxwziy2) October 10, 2024

Lana Del Rey daqui 9 meses https://t.co/OQl3KKi4ZH pic.twitter.com/rwgXw491CC
— Beta 🇧🇷 💊 (@betaloe) October 10, 2024

lembrei do tiktok de uma mona falando q a beyonce manda flores pros famosos pra avisar q ela sabe onde eles moram kkkkkkkkk https://t.co/2H742JT6Zt
— pedro panteras (@panterazzzzzzzz) October 10, 2024

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK pic.twitter.com/JERzwOVCOy
— sasha (@lobotosasha) October 8, 2024

Nem fudendo que fizeram uma versão do Will Smith pic.twitter.com/7nVIyEqnfn
— sasha (@lobotosasha) October 10, 2024

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— Julian Casablancas Brasil (@casablancasfcbr) October 11, 2024

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— The Strokes Shit 🇧🇷 (@thestrokesshit) October 11, 2024

Julian Casablancas: I lost my wife and i want to kms

Charli: pic.twitter.com/E2876DdOtS
— what happened to the Tortured Poets Department? (@torturevermore) October 11, 2024

👍 pic.twitter.com/yVYJ6cLYxm
— no context memes (@weirddalle) October 9, 2024

Government: We highly suggest you evacuate ASAP

Florida Mfs: pic.twitter.com/ByvDs3tx36
— Weed Porn (@WeedPorns) October 9, 2024

amo o conceito de mandar repórter pro meio do vento e da chuva de um furacão pra falar que tá ventando e chovendo por causa do furacão pic.twitter.com/4cYT0R6823
— giovanna (@giparisan) October 9, 2024

o repórter da cnn quase indo com deus pra cobrir o furacão pic.twitter.com/xTVIlKT3Ek
— luscas (@luscas) October 10, 2024

Americans aren’t real😂 pic.twitter.com/ewLyiiPuKQ
— Jay🐧🏗 (@Idemous) October 9, 2024

downtown Tampa at the moment before hurricane milton hits. he’s currently on lap 4 pic.twitter.com/1gD0X5zhjz
— Chris McGovern (@chrismcgovern20) October 9, 2024

um edit da cordilheira dos andes kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk pic.twitter.com/rQtqEmvqms
— naju 💋 (@poetsabr) October 10, 2024

O puro suco do dia do cabelo maluco

Segue o fio🧶 pic.twitter.com/iZ8Tcwdn1e
— isso é o mais puro suco de Brasil (@PuroSucoDoBr) October 10, 2024

essa mãe levou mt a sério a semana da mochila maluca kkkkkkkkk pic.twitter.com/vBwLyDP73T
— Trouxinha (@euovitinn) October 9, 2024

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— juniro (@junlro) October 10, 2024

dia da mochila maluca pic.twitter.com/MlDQjlQvsx
— MODO OLÍMPICO 🇵🇸 (@bigoderas) October 11, 2024

o dia do cabelo maluco saindo totalmente do controle pic.twitter.com/2CeWcaBxxY
— vittor (@vittor) October 11, 2024

dia do cabelo maluco! pic.twitter.com/MPYy9ltWiS
— Fleabag Brasil (@FleabagBrasil) October 10, 2024

o dia do cabelo maluco é mesmo uma competição entre os pais pic.twitter.com/UbuTg36HYS
— isa dora📚 (@warnerbooksx) October 11, 2024

Com preguiça de dia do cabelo maluco, pais raspam cabeça de criança e dizem que é fantasia de Xandão pic.twitter.com/4QkqgjMufe
— Sensacionalista (@sensacionalista) October 11, 2024

A criança enforcada kkkkkkkkkk eu amo e sempre defenderei dia do cabelo maluco pic.twitter.com/Q3eeqZEbZQ
— bluesky: r4ch (@r4chtuita) October 10, 2024

dia do cabelo maluco pic.twitter.com/6a3RX7aI4Q
— buruno (@demisfolk) October 10, 2024

welcome back brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 pic.twitter.com/juxEO0B1JA
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) October 8, 2024

turmas abertas pic.twitter.com/OePGcFoixu
— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 9, 2024

Work drama pic.twitter.com/djd2TaNPpy
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 9, 2024

original e cópia pic.twitter.com/9nmkdiKyw2
— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 9, 2024

meu maior prazer é ver doguinhos sendo transformados em burguêses ❤️❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/zAJBzqPN2w
— iti malias 😍 (@itimaliasof) October 9, 2024

Carinho no bucho pic.twitter.com/8bah84VmLO
— Salsichinhas (@salsichinhas) October 9, 2024

Eu tentando fazer a mulher da lotérica me escutar pic.twitter.com/w9DXXFEY45
— Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado (@BichinhosFB) October 9, 2024

bucho de blair original 4k ultra hd pic.twitter.com/38GnM2Y5tN
— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 9, 2024

Calopsitas dando um passeio de carro pic.twitter.com/UI2rR55Yvv
— iti malias 😍 (@itimaliasof) October 9, 2024

doguinho dando susto na sua tutora de madrugada querendo comer 🗣️🗣️🗣️ pic.twitter.com/GcCNjEjQsw
— iti malias 😍 (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

Alerta de furacão 🚨 pic.twitter.com/klQvjsAGNt
— Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado (@BichinhosFB) October 9, 2024

1 milk please pic.twitter.com/hEBBGF9qeg
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 9, 2024

A fábula do coelho e da tartaruga foi posta à prova na vida real. pic.twitter.com/Rj64I5i1KK
— Mundo das Notícias 📰🗞️ 🌎 (@MundoNoticiasGL) October 9, 2024

– El Golden Jubilado no existe.
El Golden Jubilado:👇🏼 pic.twitter.com/7PeW9oU3F5
— MandarinaQueTrina🍊🎶 (@MandarinaTrina) October 9, 2024

Zelensky – You did not need to put out the red carpet for me.

Larry @Number10cat – They didn’t. pic.twitter.com/sr5Yl7IQBI
— Mark Conway (@MarkConway87) October 10, 2024

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— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 11, 2024

nada pra comer nessa praça pic.twitter.com/nN6XXrSQks
— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 11, 2024

“Gostaria de merendar” pic.twitter.com/r62epjVo4S
— iti malias 😍 (@itimaliasof) October 11, 2024

Ah pronto, a madame vai latir pra mim?? pic.twitter.com/gttFOTSFkq
— Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado (@BichinhosFB) October 10, 2024

wakes up, complains, sleeps pic.twitter.com/B9MpRE73Xj
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 11, 2024

dois passarinhos de chameguinho 🥰 pic.twitter.com/yjFdAHRuUS
— iti malias 😍 (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

Deixe ela com a melissinha dela💅 pic.twitter.com/lvnBKICBo3
— iti malias 😍 (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/9thnFnNTjk
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 10, 2024

How can anyone be mad at that adorable face 🥹❤️ pic.twitter.com/qyKqa4pTgY
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 11, 2024

Sea otter resting on a kayak
pic.twitter.com/dq8YcYfX8m
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) October 10, 2024

tem foto do seu gato bem de pertinho???? pic.twitter.com/9bNRRq81AQ
— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 11, 2024

when you’re in the substance bathroom but there’s a dog doing a boiler room set >>> pic.twitter.com/4AuXoIxUMN
— stephanie (@nextleveIsteph) October 10, 2024

eu te amo doguinho preguiçoso eu te amo 🥹 pic.twitter.com/Acxp1WtrsI
— iti malias 😍 (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

fresh bought loaf 💯 pic.twitter.com/YzteF2Tn76
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) October 11, 2024

This is Winnie. She takes her job as copilot very seriously. But sometimes the sleepies are simply too strong. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/fWiCsvNqsH
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 9, 2024

Ensinando os baixinhos a pular a cerca kk pic.twitter.com/gH90DwEpFw
— Salsichinhas (@salsichinhas) October 11, 2024

gonna show it to my cat 😸 pic.twitter.com/rPMqWnqsSc
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 11, 2024

Eita vida mansa pic.twitter.com/YOuVQ7ALJV
— Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado (@BichinhosFB) October 10, 2024

2024 is 77% complete. pic.twitter.com/pzxWSITclR
— Progress Bar 2024 (@ProgressBar202_) October 8, 2024

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